t-shirt of the day

I used to go to the Silver Dollar speedway growing up. In the early days I threw up on chewing tobacco and I think I made out with a girl the same night I met her. Later it became jumping the fence with a six pack of Sierra Nevada in my backpack. Tonight it I'll be paying $40 to enter and probably will leave because my wife has no ear plugs and she does not like the smell of burning alcohol.